What kind of lunatic forces a grizzly bear named Banjo to wear robot armour and fight his battles for him? What kind of fiend kidnaps a beautiful Polynesian computer genius to be his child bride? And just who has a ninja for a butler anyway? Meet the Professor: eccentric, scientist, intrepid explorer and Englishman par excellence, as he faces off against space-faring Nazi dolphins, challenges crime-fighting squid, trades quips with a certain famous Transylvanian Count and hunts for the very secrets of life itself! Madcap steampunk high jinks in volume one of Endangered Weapon B.